Así tal cual...

En base al "revival" que ha experimentado el vídeo titulado: "La mejor cuña de la televisión chilena", nos vemos en la obligación de realizar una traducción para todos aquellos compañeros extranjeros anglo-parlantes que deseen reír con algo que hasta ahora no entienden y que sin más es una de las piedras angulares del humor nacional.

"I don't know if this could be a crime, but he damaged my honour as a man. He damaged... He inflicted psychological harm on me. So he brought me tricked to Shill, he carried me tricked to Shillán.

So, he brought me to Nevada Motel, told me that there will be some girls. So I belived him, we arrived to the Motel. Lodge number 25, we walk inside and I noticed there wasn't girls. I told him: "What's up?" and the he replies: "My friends will call soon..." Then he said to me, he said to me, said to me: "Ok, I enter in the bathroom..."

He spend like 10 minutes inside the bathroom, the intercom sounded and he said to me, and I heard him saying from the bathroom: "No nothing, thanks..." So I walked outside the bathroom, washed my hair and I founded him on the bed completely naked. With nothing on, zero clothes.

He said to me: "Why don't you suck my di..k?..." Just like that, "Why dont' you suck my di..k? I'll pay you one hundred, two hundred lucas (Informal use for the chilean currency)... Whatever you want, I'll pay to you..."

And then I started to rise my voice,"Who you think you are B&B? Then some hard-talking and he started to saying some things that I'm not interested on. That he always liked men, that he always has been in love with me. And things I just don't get it.

I was crying there, "Who you think you are B&B?... I'm very man for my things and I would never do that shit to you"... I walked out there, completely scared I grab all his clothes, cellphone, muncipal's pick-up keys. I get out of there in the municipal's pick-up wich he was driving. So I picked the intercom feared of he could call the police saying I had robbed him.

I didn't knew what to do, I went to a friend's house. He called another friend and he adviced him that we had to call the cops. That was everythingg that happened, but I on the road to Shillán, I don't know how I was in the pick-up. Even I don't know how fast I was driving. It takes like 15 minutes. I was completely scared...." El link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgYjTsYykxk